threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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