You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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