rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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