Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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