I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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