I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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