I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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