your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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