Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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