also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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