Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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