How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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