the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Help. Why am I so naked?
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