I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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