i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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