But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was so not down for the gang bang
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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