singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he just fucked me for my cheese.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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