So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Drunk is not a location!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
