Do vagina's smell?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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