seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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