Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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