roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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