no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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