I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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