I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
