Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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