Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  you would pick up someone in the library

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): you would pick up someone in the library http://tfl.nu/20m6
  Replies (20) Good night (3680) Bad night (429) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Is licking assholes a new fad or something? http://tfl.nu/gtcd
  Replies (59) Good night (972) Bad night (3661) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore. http://tfl.nu/f02f
  Replies (30) Good night (4132) Bad night (969) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B? http://tfl.nu/ysr8
  Replies (131) Good night (649) Bad night (8057) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad. http://tfl.nu/536n
  Replies (22) Good night (1086) Bad night (3599) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles. http://tfl.nu/duc8
  Replies (37) Good night (10537) Bad night (1221) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs. http://tfl.nu/7j97
  Replies (25) Good night (5606) Bad night (892) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips. http://tfl.nu/10y5
  Replies (14) Good night (3104) Bad night (1709) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing? http://tfl.nu/qv8w
  Replies (12) Good night (1419) Bad night (882) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling? http://tfl.nu/8zdi
  Replies (2) Good night (1381) Bad night (588) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK? http://tfl.nu/84zy
  Replies (9) Good night (1550) Bad night (533)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Coming to you live from the floor of my office..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Coming to you live from the floor of my office.. http://tfl.nu/0ate
  Replies (2) Good night (1197) Bad night (347) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high. http://tfl.nu/a6we
  Replies (1) Good night (1004) Bad night (365) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part. http://tfl.nu/nmg6
  Replies (9) Good night (562) Bad night (225) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch. http://tfl.nu/jght
  Replies (3) Good night (794) Bad night (220) Order T-Shirt

Randomize