what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.