did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.