found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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