Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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