if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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