You're my little dorito
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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