He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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