I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.