Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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