She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You smell like stripper and shame
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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