is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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