is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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