And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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