So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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