I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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