think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
jump out the window naked night went bad
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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