no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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