You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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