I think I am morally bankrupt
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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