I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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