No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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