We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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