I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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