im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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