But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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