Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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