i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
