We won't sleep together?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish i was in the wii world.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
