how can u be prego again
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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