do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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