I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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