Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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